Portal – The Cake is a Lie

Please note that most of our site images are representational only, and may not accurately reflect the choices that you make via product options. We will always produce a product according to the options you have selected, so please let us know if you are unsure. There may be some slight style differences between the cut and shape of garments between the model photos and the garment we send you. If you would like to check what the style would actually be, please contact us, or consult the chart below.

We're a small custom print shop based in Christchurch New Zealand. Our employees are all paid the living wage and we're 100% renewable powered.
Most of the products we sell are our own unique designs and every item we sell is a bespoke garment, made to order. We can also do cool things like put a name on the shirt or other customizations for just a little extra.

All our products use preshrunk cotton, are from sweatshop and child labour free factories and all those other good things. Ethical Manufacturing / Supplier Info

Our main shirt supplier is Aurora Clothing, with some products from AS Colour or BizCollection - depending on size/colour/availability. If you have specific requirements, please ask.

If you order the wrong size or change your mind, returns or exchanges are at our discretion and a restocking/postage fee may apply.